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    • Wednesday, June 17th, 2009
    • Post 43123
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      • “So, as of last week, Apple estimates that there about the same number of iPhone OS users as Mac OS X users.

        Now consider what those numbers will look like a year from now, 12 months after the iPhone's entry price dropped to $99.”

      • — John Gruber
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        • http://daringfireball.net/2009/06/wwdc09_wrapup
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        • Posted by vito
        • at quarter past ten in the morning.
    • Monday, June 15th, 2009
    • Post 43090
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      • <railed> the sad truth is that mexicans are more accurate, hardier, and lots cheaper
        <railed> than a robomower.
        <Ryan> I wonder if that's true of other household gadgets.
        <railed> haha
        <Ryan> Like, if I hired a Mexican exclusively to stand silently by our baby's bassinet and make sure the baby's breathing, would that save me money over the $100 AngelCare system?
        <Ryan> OTOH, the AngelCare was a gift, so it cost us nothing.
        <Ryan> Nobody ever gives me Mexicans.
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about three in the afternoon.
    • Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
    • Post 42735
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      • <railed> vito, I like your attitude.
        <railed> positivity in the face of crippling personal flaws.
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        • Posted by ryan
        • at quarter of one in the afternoon.
    • Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
    • Post 42717
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      • <railed> what an awful term, "weisure"
        <railed> also the concept is just an extrapolation of what is already shitty
        <railed> everybody glued to blackberries constantly
        <luser> i used to hear it called "workation"
        <railed> ugh
        <railed> how about "diffuse slavery"
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        • http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/11/weisure/index.html
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        • Posted by railed
        • at in the afternoon.
    • Sunday, March 15th, 2009
    • Post 41927
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      • <brome> Any of you lads headed this year?
        <r13> No... We've discussed this... Gdc is completely useless to artists. It's a bullshit marketing event that hates veterns and cuts in front on nuns at the grocery store. And it makes pets gay.
        <brome> haha - well im off to demo the game i've been working on and drink for free.
        <brome> For. Free. <-
        <r13> I bet you come back from it preggers
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        • Posted by vito
        • at half past five in the evening.
    • Wednesday, March 11th, 2009
    • Post 41862
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      • “Really hoping Rick Astley is performing tonight at the Somerville Theater”

      • — Liza Daly
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        • http://twitter.com/liza/status/1311603653
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        • Posted by ryan
        • at about one in the afternoon.
    • Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
    • Post 41804
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      • <railed> speaking of which, I had a dream I was fucking this old female friend of mine from el paso
        <railed> and she had testicles where her labia would be
        <railed> or at least, hanging down from there
        <railed> but separated
        <railed> one ball on each side
        <railed> and you know what?
        <railed> I LIKED IT
        <railed> that would be an interesting deformity to see on the internet
        <railed> I'll put it on my list of things I need to see in this lifetime
        <rude> railed, I think i saw a picture like that
        <rude> but it was an incredibly large labia that drooped down like a pair of testicles... maybe you should look for it on spaceghetto
        <railed> would sex change doctors allow you to keep your nuts?
        <rude> I don't see why not
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        • Posted by vito
        • at half past six in the evening.
    • Wednesday, February 25th, 2009
    • Post 41711
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      • “Some people, when confronted with a problem, think I know, I'll quote Jamie Zawinski. Now they have two problems.”

      • — Mark Pilgrim
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        • http://twitter.com/diveintomark/statuses/1249729494
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        • Posted by ryan
        • at about nine at night.
    • Monday, January 19th, 2009
    • Post 41266
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      • “So, I'm stuck here in Mississippi, and I'll need bus fare or some way of getting to Washington. I don't own a gun, so maybe someone can give me one. And I'll need a leak in the secret service to get a close up shot, somewhere close to the podium, since I've never fired a gun, so I need to get an easy shot off. Wattdysay fellas? Any help?”

      • — Steven Joseph Christopher
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        • http://blogs.suntimes.com/sweet/2009/01/obama_assassination_attempt_ar.html
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        • Posted by ryan
        • at about nine in the morning.
    • Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
    • Post 41200
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      • <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
        <railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
        <railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
        <luser> yes
        <rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
        <vito> hm how would you do that
        <luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
        <vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
        <rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
        <luser> haha
        <rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
        <railed_> haha
        <rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
        <railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
        <railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
        <railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
        <rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
        <sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
        <sleepy> for her pleasure
        <vito> wait what
        <vito> so when you get a boner
        <vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
        <luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
        <luser> and press it when you get a boner
        <sleepy> needs to be automated
        <sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
        <vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
        <vito> since you sleep naked
        <bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about six in the evening.