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qumbles tagged "penis"
- Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
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- <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
<railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
<railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
<luser> yes
<rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
<vito> hm how would you do that
<luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
<vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
<rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
<luser> haha
<rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
<railed_> haha
<rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
<railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
<railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
<railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
<rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
<sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
<sleepy> for her pleasure
<vito> wait what
<vito> so when you get a boner
<vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
<luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
<luser> and press it when you get a boner
<sleepy> needs to be automated
<sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
<vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
<vito> since you sleep naked
<bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them -
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- Posted by vito
- Wednesday, November 19th, 2008
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- Wash. prisons, inmate settle disfigured groin case
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“Surgeons made a replacement penis with skin from his thigh.”
- — Associated Press
- Wednesday, August 13th, 2008
- Post 39483
- Wednesday, September 12th, 2007
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- mypenisandeveryoneelses.com
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- Posted by vito
“I'm sure there are folks out there that would say, Why do we need to talk about penises? and my reply would be, Because there are a lot of men out there for whom much of their insecurity - wrongly - is focused on their penis and this film might help them to feel better about themselves. And a society in which men can express their (often repressed) feelings and have them validated by other men is a healthy one.”
- — Abby Lee
- Wednesday, February 14th, 2007
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- Pencil Revolution
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- Posted by ryan