<rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect <railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation? <railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so <luser> yes <rude> a sort of robotic flange sound <vito> hm how would you do that <luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed) <vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket? <rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus <luser> haha <rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint <railed_> haha <rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint <railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound <railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker <railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole <rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen <sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang <sleepy> for her pleasure <vito> wait what <vito> so when you get a boner <vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound? <luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button <luser> and press it when you get a boner <sleepy> needs to be automated <sleepy> for morning wood situations duh <vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood <vito> since you sleep naked <bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them