“It's time we deconstructed anonymous sex. Somehow, females have got the upper hand. Much like the diamond cartel, they have hoodwinked males into thinking that a commodity as commonplace and plentiful as p—-y is rare and precious. It's not. In Andy Warhol's words, 'Sex is the biggest nothing in the world.'
I'll never understand why a man would owe a woman for sexual gratification. Why shouldn't she owe him? Sex is just as necessary for her. What fools men are. Don't they know that all cats are gray in the dark?”
“i think the moral of the story here is that having sex with teen girls is awesome, because even if you're 26 and only own a bike you can still get laid”
“In Join Or Die, I paint myself having sex with the Presidents of the United States in chronological order.”
“Also! This Wednesday is DNA Conception Day: it will have been exactly 21 years and 9 months since DNA Lounge first opened on November 22, 1985. That means that Wednesday will be the first day on which someone can legally *attend* DNA Lounge who was *conceived* in DNA Lounge.
If you can prove that that is you, you get in free. No, I don't know how you'd prove that. Maybe bring your mom and have her tell a convincing story.”