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Wednesday, January 20th, 2010
Post 45141
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- <coworker> did everyone get an email about mp3s on the [network share] folder?
  <me> I know I did
  <me> I replaced my MP3s with porn
  <me> fuck them
  <coworker> lol
- Post properties:
  - - gonna_get_fired_soon
    - irc_quote
    - music
    - nas
    - porn
    - quotation
    - san
    - storage
    - work
  - Posted by vito
  - at quarter past ten in the morning.
Post 45140
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- <me> so I googled for your band name
  <me> and got a video of a performance
  <me> you're not in the video
  <me> but there is a little girl dancing
  <me> and flashing the camera in the first 30 seconds
  <coworker> yeah, that's from before i started playing with them
  <me> what sort of band is this
  <coworker> wait
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  - http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=55203665
  - - band
    - inadvertent_cp
    - irc_quote
    - music
    - quotation
  - Posted by vito
  - at quarter past ten in the morning.
Wednesday, December 30th, 2009
Post 44913
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- <female_coworker> I will let [recently single male coworker] know that I'm here to talk if he wants to
  <me> talking and heavy petting are probably what he needs right now
  <female_coworker> erm
  <female_coworker> I can provide one of those
  <me> let him pick which one
- Post properties:
  - - heavy_petting
    - hr_incident
    - irc_quote
    - quotation
    - single
  - Posted by vito
  - at about noon.
Thursday, July 2nd, 2009
Post 43321
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- <coworker> ugh where are you
  <coworker> I need to know what size waist [our CEO] is
  <secretary> I do not have that information
  <secretary> I'm not his seamstress
  <coworker> do you have his seamstresses number?
  <coworker> wait, you also work at ann taylor, can't you look at him and guess?
  <secretary> no
  <secretary> I think women who are picking up size 10s look similar to my size
  <secretary> I wear a 0 or a 2 at AT
  <secretary> clearly I can't tell what size people are
  <coworker> would it be weird if I just asked him what size pants he wears?
  <secretary> yes
  <secretary> he's also not here
  <coworker> dangit
  <coworker> well I don't know what to do now
  <coworker> this is kinda ruining my weekend plans
- Post properties:
  - - irc_quote
    - pants
    - quotation
    - wat
    - work
  - Posted by vito
  - at about four in the afternoon.
Monday, June 15th, 2009
Post 43090
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- <railed> the sad truth is that mexicans are more accurate, hardier, and lots cheaper
  <railed> than a robomower.
  <Ryan> I wonder if that's true of other household gadgets.
  <railed> haha
  <Ryan> Like, if I hired a Mexican exclusively to stand silently by our baby's bassinet and make sure the baby's breathing, would that save me money over the $100 AngelCare system?
  <Ryan> OTOH, the AngelCare was a gift, so it cost us nothing.
  <Ryan> Nobody ever gives me Mexicans.
- Post properties:
  - - irc_quote
    - gadgets
    - lawnmower
    - mexicans
    - quotation
    - robots
    - roomba
  - Posted by vito
  - at about three in the afternoon.
Wednesday, May 13th, 2009
Post 42735
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- <railed> vito, I like your attitude.
  <railed> positivity in the face of crippling personal flaws.
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  - - attitude
    - irc_quote
    - quotation
  - Posted by ryan
  - at quarter of one in the afternoon.
Tuesday, May 12th, 2009
Post 42717
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- <railed> what an awful term, "weisure"
  <railed> also the concept is just an extrapolation of what is already shitty
  <railed> everybody glued to blackberries constantly
  <luser> i used to hear it called "workation"
  <railed> ugh
  <railed> how about "diffuse slavery"
- Post properties:
  - http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/11/weisure/index.html
  - - irc_quote
    - dumb
    - lack_thereof
    - quotation
    - weisure
    - work-life_balance
  - Posted by railed
  - at in the afternoon.
Sunday, March 15th, 2009
Post 41927
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- <brome> Any of you lads headed this year?
  <r13> No... We've discussed this... Gdc is completely useless to artists. It's a bullshit marketing event that hates veterns and cuts in front on nuns at the grocery store. And it makes pets gay.
  <brome> haha - well im off to demo the game i've been working on and drink for free.
  <brome> For. Free. <-
  <r13> I bet you come back from it preggers
- Post properties:
  - - irc_quote
    - artists
    - conference
    - gdc
    - quotation
  - Posted by vito
  - at half past five in the evening.
Wednesday, March 4th, 2009
Post 41804
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- <railed> speaking of which, I had a dream I was fucking this old female friend of mine from el paso
  <railed> and she had testicles where her labia would be
  <railed> or at least, hanging down from there
  <railed> but separated
  <railed> one ball on each side
  <railed> and you know what?
  <railed> I LIKED IT
  <railed> that would be an interesting deformity to see on the internet
  <railed> I'll put it on my list of things I need to see in this lifetime
  <rude> railed, I think i saw a picture like that
  <rude> but it was an incredibly large labia that drooped down like a pair of testicles... maybe you should look for it on spaceghetto
  <railed> would sex change doctors allow you to keep your nuts?
  <rude> I don't see why not
- Post properties:
  - - irc_quote
    - dream
    - labia
    - quotation
    - sex
    - testicles
  - Posted by vito
  - at half past six in the evening.
Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
Post 41200
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- <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
  <railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
  <railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
  <luser> yes
  <rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
  <vito> hm how would you do that
  <luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
  <vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
  <rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
  <luser> haha
  <rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
  <railed_> haha
  <rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
  <railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
  <railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
  <railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
  <rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
  <sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
  <sleepy> for her pleasure
  <vito> wait what
  <vito> so when you get a boner
  <vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
  <luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
  <luser> and press it when you get a boner
  <sleepy> needs to be automated
  <sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
  <vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
  <vito> since you sleep naked
  <bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them
- Post properties:
  - - effect
    - erection
    - irc_quote
    - penis
    - quotation
    - sound
    - transformers
  - Posted by vito
  - at about six in the evening.