<coworker> ugh where are you <coworker> I need to know what size waist [our CEO] is <secretary> I do not have that information <secretary> I'm not his seamstress <coworker> do you have his seamstresses number? <coworker> wait, you also work at ann taylor, can't you look at him and guess? <secretary> no <secretary> I think women who are picking up size 10s look similar to my size <secretary> I wear a 0 or a 2 at AT <secretary> clearly I can't tell what size people are <coworker> would it be weird if I just asked him what size pants he wears? <secretary> yes <secretary> he's also not here <coworker> dangit <coworker> well I don't know what to do now <coworker> this is kinda ruining my weekend plans