“Latest changes in JDarkRoom 8: Undo / Redo. Seriously. Version 8, and they now support undo. No offense, but what the fuck?”
“Quick, someone call Samuel L. Jackson!”
“But what is water? It's a difficult question because water is impossible to describe. One might ask the same about birds. What are birds? We just don't know.”
“I am Australian so I always have the Australian lifestyle, but now with the burqini it just allowed me to participate in it more. We used to always go to the beach, but now that I have the burqini I can actually swim.”
“This is the story of my life.”
“This is what passes for comedy around here.”