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Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
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- <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
  <railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
  <railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
  <luser> yes
  <rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
  <vito> hm how would you do that
  <luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
  <vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
  <rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
  <luser> haha
  <rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
  <railed_> haha
  <rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
  <railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
  <railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
  <railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
  <rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
  <sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
  <sleepy> for her pleasure
  <vito> wait what
  <vito> so when you get a boner
  <vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
  <luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
  <luser> and press it when you get a boner
  <sleepy> needs to be automated
  <sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
  <vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
  <vito> since you sleep naked
  <bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them
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    - erection
    - irc_quote
    - penis
    - quotation
    - sound
    - transformers
  - Posted by vito
  - at about six in the evening.
Monday, January 12th, 2009
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- Christopher Blizzard · streaming video in firefox
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  - http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog/?p=961
  - - firefox
    - mozilla
    - ogg
    - streaming
    - video
  - Posted by luser
  - at quarter past six in the evening.
Friday, January 9th, 2009
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- Pornography-Desensitized Populace Demands New Orifice To Look At | The Onion - America's F
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  - http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pornography_desensitized
  - - desensitization
    - pornogrphy
  - Posted by luser
  - at quarter of nine in the morning.
- “If at all possible, we'd prefer some sort of self-moistening orifice that grips tightly enough to constrain fingers and foreign objects, but also gapes wide enough to fit a human head.”
- — The nations pornography-saturated populace
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- Whopper Sacrifice: Ditch 10 Friends, Get a Free Whopper | So Good
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  - http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/01/07/who...ice-ditch-10-friends-get-a-free-whopper/
  - - burger_king
    - facebook
    - funny
  - Posted by luser
  - at half past eight in the morning.
Thursday, January 8th, 2009
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- jwz - My Happy Place: Soviet Nuclear Lighthouse Dead Zones.
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  - http://jwz.livejournal.com/989291.html
  - - dna_lounge
    - lawyers
    - lighthouse
    - lost
    - nuclear
    - russia
  - Posted by vito
  - at about noon.
- “siberia is big / siberia is dark / it's hard to find / the nuclear wessels / burma shave”
- — relaxing
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- A User’s Experience when Downloading Firefox < Blog of Metrics
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  - http://blog.mozilla.com/metrics/2009/01/...ers-experience-when-downloading-firefox/
  - - download
    - experience
    - firefox
    - interesting
    - mozilla
    - statistics
  - Posted by luser
  - at quarter past ten in the morning.
Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
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- Dotter Dotter
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  - http://dotter.exblog.jp/
  - - 3d
    - 8bit
    - awesome
    - game
  - Posted by vito
  - at half past four in the afternoon.
Post 41117
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- A gentle introduction to video encoding, part 4: captioning [dive into mark]
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  - http://diveintomark.org/archives/2009/01/07/give-part-4-captioning
  - - captions
    - subtitles
    - video
  - Posted by vito
  - at about four in the afternoon.
- “I could go on about the subtle differences between MPEG-4 Timed Text in an MP4 container and 3GPP Timed Text in a 3GPP container, but it would just make you cry, and besides, technical accuracy is for pussies.”
- — Mark Pilgrim
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- Post properties:
  - - emo
    - fat
    - true_love
  - Posted by vito
  - at about five in the morning.
Post 41106
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- Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes
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  - http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
  - - bacon
    - heart_attack
  - Posted by rude
  - at quarter of one in the morning.