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    • Tuesday, January 13th, 2009
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      • <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
        <railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
        <railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
        <luser> yes
        <rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
        <vito> hm how would you do that
        <luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
        <vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
        <rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
        <luser> haha
        <rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
        <railed_> haha
        <rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
        <railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
        <railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
        <railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
        <rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
        <sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
        <sleepy> for her pleasure
        <vito> wait what
        <vito> so when you get a boner
        <vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
        <luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
        <luser> and press it when you get a boner
        <sleepy> needs to be automated
        <sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
        <vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
        <vito> since you sleep naked
        <bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about six in the evening.
    • Monday, January 12th, 2009
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      • Christopher Blizzard · streaming video in firefox
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        • http://www.0xdeadbeef.com/weblog/?p=961
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        • Posted by luser
        • at quarter past six in the evening.
    • Friday, January 9th, 2009
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      • Pornography-Desensitized Populace Demands New Orifice To Look At | The Onion - America's F
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        • http://www.theonion.com/content/news_briefs/pornography_desensitized
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        • Posted by luser
        • at quarter of nine in the morning.
      • “If at all possible, we'd prefer some sort of self-moistening orifice that grips tightly enough to constrain fingers and foreign objects, but also gapes wide enough to fit a human head.”

      • — The nations pornography-saturated populace
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      • Whopper Sacrifice: Ditch 10 Friends, Get a Free Whopper | So Good
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        • http://www.sogoodblog.com/2009/01/07/who...ice-ditch-10-friends-get-a-free-whopper/
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        • Posted by luser
        • at half past eight in the morning.
    • Thursday, January 8th, 2009
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      • jwz - My Happy Place: Soviet Nuclear Lighthouse Dead Zones.
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        • http://jwz.livejournal.com/989291.html
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about noon.
      • “siberia is big / siberia is dark / it's hard to find / the nuclear wessels / burma shave”

      • — relaxing
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      • A User’s Experience when Downloading Firefox < Blog of Metrics
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        • http://blog.mozilla.com/metrics/2009/01/...ers-experience-when-downloading-firefox/
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        • Posted by luser
        • at quarter past ten in the morning.
    • Wednesday, January 7th, 2009
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      • Dotter Dotter
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        • Posted by vito
        • at half past four in the afternoon.
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      • A gentle introduction to video encoding, part 4: captioning [dive into mark]
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        • http://diveintomark.org/archives/2009/01/07/give-part-4-captioning
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about four in the afternoon.
      • “I could go on about the subtle differences between MPEG-4 Timed Text in an MP4 container and 3GPP Timed Text in a 3GPP container, but it would just make you cry, and besides, technical accuracy is for pussies.”

      • — Mark Pilgrim
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        • Posted by vito
        • at about five in the morning.
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      • Bacon Explosion: The BBQ Sausage Recipe of all Recipes
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        • http://www.bbqaddicts.com/blog/recipes/bacon-explosion/
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        • Posted by rude
        • at quarter of one in the morning.