qumbler

“At some point, you just have to give up on virgins. Y'all have fun. Play with your vendor-specific runtimes. Don't call me when you wake up one morning with a pink line in the round window and your BFF vendor won’t return your calls. If you need me (but of course you won't), I’ll be holed up in my drab unpainted toolshed around the corner, quietly building applications on the web that works.”

“Cleaning is the primary way I deal with stress, and if you go back and look at the last four years of my life and make a graph of my stress, you can pretty much assume that at any given moment in those four years you could have run your tongue along the floor from the living room through the kitchen into the bedroom and it would have tasted like rainbows.”

“Rumble, Frenzy, Ravage, Ratbat, eject! Operation: interference!”