“Sometimes I wish I had a weird sort of sexual fetish like feet or bondage if only because it would save me so much time. Instead, I have to obsess over whether a girl is a good person, funny, smart and then whether or not I find her pretty. Life would be so much easier if all I had to consider in dating a girl was how willing she was to step on my nuts.”
“The Transformers: Kiss Players was a Japan-only line of Transformers toys, manga, and audio dramas released in 2006. Kiss Players is set in an alternate Transformers universe where the Transformers are powered by the kisses of young girls.”