<ryan> Hmm. I wonder if creme de cacao needs to be refrigerated. <luser> creme de cockao <luser> what would you call a brandy alexander where you substituted a shot of jizz for the creme de cacao? <vito> a brandon alexander <vito> since now it's more masculine <luser> hah
“I ordered one of these at a bar the other night. The waitress had never heard of it; neither had the 50-something lady at the next table. The bartender laughed and said 'That's a blast from the past.' The resulting drink was excellent.”
<vito> I think there should be a mixed drink called an Armenian Genocide
<vito> You take all your Armenian brandy and divide it into thirds. You lock a third away and throw away the key, you bury a third, and you set the last third on fire. Then you make yourself a new drink of anything else, deny everything about the brandy, and lie about what you're drinking.
<Ryan> vito: That is an awesome cocktail.
<vito> Thank you, it is an original concoction.