<vito> I think there should be a mixed drink called an Armenian Genocide
<vito> You take all your Armenian brandy and divide it into thirds. You lock a third away and throw away the key, you bury a third, and you set the last third on fire. Then you make yourself a new drink of anything else, deny everything about the brandy, and lie about what you're drinking.
<Ryan> vito: That is an awesome cocktail.
<vito> Thank you, it is an original concoction.