“An American historian jailed in Romania for paedophile offences has been released more than two years early because he wrote a book about Dracula.”
“Without their millions of dollars to throw at lawyers, the RIAA is toothless. They get their money from us, the consumers, and if we don't like the way they're behaving, we can let them know with our wallets.”
“We hope to have [the Absinthe] out in time for Christmas so parents can give it to their kids as a present.”
“We're hearing a suggestion that we replace the staircase with a non-Newtonian fluid, that transparently supports the normal adult mode of stair-climbing operations, but in use cases involving a falling child, the staircase becomes a sort of cushioning gel.”
“Chimpanzees were observed jabbing the spears into hollow trunks or branches, over and over again. After the chimp removed the tool, it would frequently smell or lick it.”