Now consider what those numbers will look like a year from now, 12 months after the iPhone's entry price dropped to $99.”
“Remove all the photos out of the photo frames and take them home, scan them, photoshop yourself into the images, get them printed out at a photolab, break back in and put the new versions back in the frames.
Extra points: when the family comes back from holiday, wander into the house and act like you belong there. If they call the cops, point out that you're in all the photos ... ”