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“This is how change happens. It happens in the dark, in spurts, to a person who doesn't want it to happen.”

“"Now close your eyes and imagine this: a restaurant chain called 'Dicks' that entices its customers with the opportunity to be served by an exclusively young male staff dressed in skintight orange shorts that accentuate their penises. Dick's signature dish is a kosher, all-beef hot dog that can be served 'All The Way.' And Dicks donates money to prostate and penile cancer research."

Um. Sounds awesome to me?”

“Along with the list of nine drugs found in her system, Anna Nicole Smith's autopsy report also bizarrely reveals that her 'anus is unremarkable.'”

“David Schmitt, lead researcher and psychology professor at Bradley University in Peoria, Illinois, says studies show women, just like men, are designed to be unfaithful and promiscuous at times. 'It's usually around ovulation,' says Schmitt.”