“"Now close your eyes and imagine this: a restaurant chain called 'Dicks' that entices its customers with the opportunity to be served by an exclusively young male staff dressed in skintight orange shorts that accentuate their penises. Dick's signature dish is a kosher, all-beef hot dog that can be served 'All The Way.' And Dicks donates money to prostate and penile cancer research."
Um. Sounds awesome to me?”