“'I hope eels DO eat your torso' was the subject of the bitter Craigslist post of a jilted woman in which I saw this art referenced.”
“Issues like this are the reason I left Bank of America FOR Wells Fargo. Damnit.”
“I'm finally shipping something.”
“'So the kayak travels through time?'
'It also goes over water.'”
“There's a joke somewhere in here involving Kevin James and Will Smith.”