“The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes.”
“I ordered one of these at a bar the other night. The waitress had never heard of it; neither had the 50-something lady at the next table. The bartender laughed and said 'That's a blast from the past.' The resulting drink was excellent.”
“'Homebrew' refers in this case to the printer, not the beer.”
“Dammit, I wanted to buy Sealand. With any luck, if Pirate Bay does buy it, they'll turn it into a piratical theme park built to resemble Port Royal in the 17th century.”
“'I said to Maliki this has to work or you're out', the president told the Congressional leaders, according to two officials who were in the room. Pressed on why he thought this strategy would succeed where previous efforts had failed, Mr. Bush shot back: 'Because it has to.'”