“Michael Jackson is in discussions about creating a 50-foot robotic replica of himself to roam the Las Vegas desert, according to reports.”
“3. You should never say anything to a woman that even remotely suggests you think she's pregnant unless you can see an actual baby emerging from her at that moment.”
“Alternatively any self-respecting bookshop should have a Clingfilm Wrapping section and the book will most likely be located there.”