“From the ''things you probably should know, and you feel retarded you don't know them, yet they don't really come up until you're 24 and someone has rammed your car and you need to deal with insurance companies and body shops and rental agencies'' department.”
“It moves past the uncanny valley directly into the realm of the nightmarish. It's like they buried Tobey Maguire and Topher Grace and let their bodies rot for a few weeks before digging them up and making them move via bad animatronics.”
“Of course, it would be wrong to copy anything directly from our site and turn it in as your own paper, but hey, how would we ever find out?”