“(it would be hilarious if the guy jockeying the register at Wendy's just said 'As you wish' every time [Elwes] ordered his bacon double cheese combo)”
“it smells like... well, like chocolate mixed with sleaze and desperation or something. just know, that if you are presently clothed, and not covered in syrup of some sort, you are doing better at life as a whole than many people in this room.”
“Whatever Web 2.0 is, I don't think its success hinges on Ajax, tags, or APIs.”