“I'd consider posting some, but in truth I never listened to any mixtapes I was given.
Which is probably why I'm single.
Fuck.”
“Lie, cheat, deceive, connive, buy now, pay later, consolidate your loans, take more, give less, drive big, eat all you can, survival of the fattest, shock and awe, regime change, do as I say, not as I do, eye for an eye, free money if you fall over, sue the company, diminished responsibility, everything is acceptable as long as house prices don't crash.”