“shes usually pretty super banging but she does really look like a Myspace Chick in that one, though. that is an actual cultural term now since Myspace basically became the Detroit of the internet.”
“'I can't find anything that says it's illegal for a 16-year-old or a 17-year-old to take her top off and dance.' With the age of consent at 16 in Rhode Island... teenage strippers could take their business to the next level and offer sexual favors — and it wouldn't be illegal. State law currently allows indoor prostitution...”
“I don't give a fuck. No one gives a fuck. You people make Facebook less enjoyable than being set on fire. I would rather play Monopoly to the end than get another message on Facebook telling me that Mr. McFuckface bit me and I turned into some mythical hellbeast.
I hate you.”