“I've also been thinking a lot about how much bacon is eaten in the world on a daily basis. I'm just curious. A google search doesn't turn up any hard numbers, but apparently eating bacon will give you bladder cancer, which isn't even a cancer I knew existed, so add that one to the things to hate God about.”
“In order for an attack to be successful, the user would have to have a microphone and speakers connected to their system.”
“At some point in the past rolling out an application to 300,000 people was the pinnacle of engineering excellence. Today it means you passed your second round of funding and can move out of your parents garage.”
“It had a very sinister appearance," Coakley told reporters. "It had a battery behind it, and wires.”