“My aunt Gerald has an orange non-sequitur that she drives to the abattoir every Tuesday.”
“'unfortunately' is the first and most important word you learn in web development”
“The man was three ballet lessons and a breakdown in the girls' bathroom away from being an after school special of the worst and most poorly-acted kind.”
“Alcoholism is basically a disease of individualism. It afflicts people who from early childhood develop a strong sense of being psychologically alone and on their own in the world. This solitary outlook prevents them from gaining emotional release through associations with other people, but they find they can get this emotional release by drinking. So they become dependent on alcohol in the way other people are dependent on their social relationships with friends and relatives.”
“He looks like Jared Leto, sounds like George Michael and plays like Freddie Mercury.”
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