“Apple's sustainable competitive advantage is their deep trust in the inherent value of their products and the experiences they provide. Almost no one has that these days.”
“YouTube isn't going to save us from an Idiocracy-style future in which everyone sits at home and watches shows like 'Ow! My Balls!' (in which a man is repeatedly hit in the balls) — YouTube's damn-near creating that future. As I write this, YouTube's #1 featured video is titled 'Farting in Public'.”
“IM IN UR WEBBROWSER PROVING UR HUMAN”
“If you don't think you're smart enough to start a startup doing something technically difficult, just write enterprise software. Enterprise software companies aren't technology companies, they're sales companies, and sales depends mostly on effort.”
“You go back to Africa and do your gay voodoo limbo tango and wango dance and jump around and prance and run all over the place half naked there and practice your gay morals over there that's where you belong”