“A rule of thumb that has worked well for me is that if I'm excited to play around with something, it probably doesn't belong in production.” — Maciej Ceglowski

“We lost the documentation on quantum mechanics. You'll have to decode the regexes yourself.” — God

“Based on the original perl golf, Code Golf allows you to show off your code-fu by trying to solve coding problems using the least number of keystrokes.”

“vito hates it when we break perl.”