“Some people, when confronted with a problem, think I know, I'll quote Jamie Zawinski. Now they have two problems.” — Mark Pilgrim

“It's even cooler than you think, because I had to plan that almost two years ahead of time in order to make sure it made it into all the Linux distros, and the code was hidden well enough that nobody noticed it in the diffs.

In short, I rule.” — jwz

“When are the Interwebs as a whole going to finally start providing me with music videos that are of higher quality than what I got when I ripped fifteen-year-old VHS tapes? Who decided that the entire Internet should be no more 320x240 pixels, so that everything looks like it was recorded on vintage-1982 consumer gear? I want to punch the responsible person or persons in the junk.” — jwz