qumbler: qumbles tagged irc_quotehttp://qumbler.comqumbler: a tumblelogqumblerqumbler: qumbles tagged irc_quotehttp://qumbler.com/images/qumbler.pnghttp://qumbler.com12030 http://qumbler.com/post/45141 Quotation vito gonna_get_fired_soon irc_quote music nas porn quotation san storage work <coworker> did everyone get an email about mp3s on the [network share] folder?
<me> I know I did
<me> I replaced my MP3s with porn
<me> fuck them
<coworker> lol

Tags: gonna_get_fired_soon irc_quote music nas porn quotation san storage work ]]> Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:22:48 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/45140 Somewhere New Video by you might think we’re sharks - MySpace Video http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&VideoID=55203665 vito band inadvertent_cp irc_quote music quotation Somewhere New Video by you might think we’re sharks - MySpace Video
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“ so I googled for your band name
and got a video of a performance
you're not in the video
but there is a little girl dancing
and flashing the camera in the first 30 seconds
yeah, that's from before i started playing with them
what sort of band is this
wait”

]]> Wed, 20 Jan 2010 10:15:12 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/44913 Quotation vito heavy_petting hr_incident irc_quote quotation single <female_coworker> I will let [recently single male coworker] know that I'm here to talk if he wants to
<me> talking and heavy petting are probably what he needs right now
<female_coworker> erm
<female_coworker> I can provide one of those
<me> let him pick which one

Tags: heavy_petting hr_incident irc_quote quotation single ]]> Wed, 30 Dec 2009 12:02:04 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/43321 Quotation vito IRC_quote pants quotation wat work <coworker> ugh where are you
<coworker> I need to know what size waist [our CEO] is
<secretary> I do not have that information
<secretary> I'm not his seamstress
<coworker> do you have his seamstresses number?
<coworker> wait, you also work at ann taylor, can't you look at him and guess?
<secretary> no
<secretary> I think women who are picking up size 10s look similar to my size
<secretary> I wear a 0 or a 2 at AT
<secretary> clearly I can't tell what size people are
<coworker> would it be weird if I just asked him what size pants he wears?
<secretary> yes
<secretary> he's also not here
<coworker> dangit
<coworker> well I don't know what to do now
<coworker> this is kinda ruining my weekend plans

Tags: irc_quote pants quotation wat work ]]> Thu, 02 Jul 2009 16:05:50 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/43090 Quotation vito IRC_quote gadgets lawnmower mexicans quotation robots roomba <railed> the sad truth is that mexicans are more accurate, hardier, and lots cheaper
<railed> than a robomower.
<Ryan> I wonder if that's true of other household gadgets.
<railed> haha
<Ryan> Like, if I hired a Mexican exclusively to stand silently by our baby's bassinet and make sure the baby's breathing, would that save me money over the $100 AngelCare system?
<Ryan> OTOH, the AngelCare was a gift, so it cost us nothing.
<Ryan> Nobody ever gives me Mexicans.

Tags: irc_quote gadgets lawnmower mexicans quotation robots roomba ]]> Mon, 15 Jun 2009 14:59:01 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/42735 Quotation ryan attitude irc_quote quotation <railed> vito, I like your attitude.
<railed> positivity in the face of crippling personal flaws.

Tags: attitude irc_quote quotation ]]> Wed, 13 May 2009 12:43:26 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/42717 Welcome to the 'weisure' lifestyle - CNN.com http://www.cnn.com/2009/LIVING/worklife/05/11/weisure/index.html railed IRC_quote dumb lack_thereof quotation weisure work-life_balance Welcome to the 'weisure' lifestyle - CNN.com
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“ what an awful term, "weisure"
also the concept is just an extrapolation of what is already shitty
everybody glued to blackberries constantly
i used to hear it called "workation"
ugh
how about "diffuse slavery"”

]]> Tue, 12 May 2009 13:08:08 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/41927 Quotation vito IRC_quote artists conference gdc quotation <brome> Any of you lads headed this year?
<r13> No... We've discussed this... Gdc is completely useless to artists. It's a bullshit marketing event that hates veterns and cuts in front on nuns at the grocery store. And it makes pets gay.
<brome> haha - well im off to demo the game i've been working on and drink for free.
<brome> For. Free. <-
<r13> I bet you come back from it preggers

Tags: irc_quote artists conference gdc quotation ]]> Sun, 15 Mar 2009 17:36:23 -0500 http://qumbler.com/post/41804 Quotation vito IRC_quote dream labia quotation sex testicles <railed> speaking of which, I had a dream I was fucking this old female friend of mine from el paso
<railed> and she had testicles where her labia would be
<railed> or at least, hanging down from there
<railed> but separated
<railed> one ball on each side
<railed> and you know what?
<railed> I LIKED IT
<railed> that would be an interesting deformity to see on the internet
<railed> I'll put it on my list of things I need to see in this lifetime
<rude> railed, I think i saw a picture like that
<rude> but it was an incredibly large labia that drooped down like a pair of testicles... maybe you should look for it on spaceghetto
<railed> would sex change doctors allow you to keep your nuts?
<rude> I don't see why not

Tags: irc_quote dream labia quotation sex testicles ]]> Wed, 04 Mar 2009 18:33:36 -0600 http://qumbler.com/post/41200 Quotation vito effect erection irc_quote penis quotation sound transformers <rude> It'd be cool if whenever I get a boner it would make the Transformers sound effect
<railed_> was there a sound associated with transformation?
<railed_> need to watch an episode to remember, if so
<luser> yes
<rude> a sort of robotic flange sound
<vito> hm how would you do that
<luser> http://crackberry.com/transformers-sound-effect (transformers for_railed)
<vito> a bend sensor in your brief front pocket?
<rude> lilypad + speaker embedded in my anus
<luser> haha
<rude> with a C2032 battery taped to my taint
<railed_> haha
<rude> well I guess the speaker would be on my taint
<railed_> that is indeed an awesome sound
<railed_> no, get a little urethra-sized speaker
<railed_> so it actually emits from your peenerhole
<rude> if you have a piercing, you could use a hall effect sensor between your nuts and peen
<sleepy> well if you are going that far you might as well mount a pager motor in your wang
<sleepy> for her pleasure
<vito> wait what
<vito> so when you get a boner
<vito> it moves the piercing away, changing the magnetism and making the sound?
<luser> maybe you could just wear a little ring with a speaker and a button
<luser> and press it when you get a boner
<sleepy> needs to be automated
<sleepy> for morning wood situations duh
<vito> oh yeah can't have it just in your briefs for morning wood
<vito> since you sleep naked
<bai> I was just saying earlier, why hasn't anyone made bluetooth piercings....here's another perfect use for them

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