“I don't give a fuck. No one gives a fuck. You people make Facebook less enjoyable than being set on fire. I would rather play Monopoly to the end than get another message on Facebook telling me that Mr. McFuckface bit me and I turned into some mythical hellbeast.

I hate you.” — unknown

“I've also been thinking a lot about how much bacon is eaten in the world on a daily basis. I'm just curious. A google search doesn't turn up any hard numbers, but apparently eating bacon will give you bladder cancer, which isn't even a cancer I knew existed, so add that one to the things to hate God about.” — Worker 3116