“I don't give a fuck. No one gives a fuck. You people make Facebook less enjoyable than being set on fire. I would rather play Monopoly to the end than get another message on Facebook telling me that Mr. McFuckface bit me and I turned into some mythical hellbeast.

I hate you.” — unknown

“If Facebook can certify a relationship, it can also destroy one. Ellison in her research learned of one young couple in a "Facebook-worthy" relationship. But he cheated with a young woman who naturally looked up his Facebook profile. When she saw he had an "official" Facebook girlfriend, she contacted the other woman. "Then the two of them were in cahoots to make this guy's life miserable," Ellison said.”