“siberia is big / siberia is dark / it's hard to find / the nuclear wessels / burma shave” — relaxing

“Also! This Wednesday is DNA Conception Day: it will have been exactly 21 years and 9 months since DNA Lounge first opened on November 22, 1985. That means that Wednesday will be the first day on which someone can legally *attend* DNA Lounge who was *conceived* in DNA Lounge.

If you can prove that that is you, you get in free. No, I don't know how you'd prove that. Maybe bring your mom and have her tell a convincing story.” — jwz