“We have been in couples therapy enough different times for me to know that I hate being in couples therapy with him because he never changes... But now we are desperate, so I've capitulated.

I delegated finding a therapist to my husband... We get to the office. The sign on the door says 'Divorce Law Offices' and there is a list of people with Esq's at the end.”

“'I hope eels DO eat your torso' was the subject of the bitter Craigslist post of a jilted woman in which I saw this art referenced.”