“Ask for 'that one brown, scabby-looking thing that shiny, out-of-breath people in sweatpants and UGGs who look pretty much like me keep ordering.'” — Merlin Mann

“I'm going to get in my horse and buggy and snail-mail a check for my newspaper subscription.” — Bill Watterson

“It's fascinating for me that at this stage in my life, people are beginning to look upon me as a metal singer.” — Christopher Lee